My idea of fast food is a mallard Leave a Comment / By Novio Capote / September 28, 2014 “My idea of fast food is a mallard.” Ted Nugent Rating Please wait... Related PostsI think e-mail is representative of our fast foodWhen I pair food and wine I start with the foodFood is everything we areIf I like a food I'll eat it even if I know it'sI enjoy my food