I will not eat oysters Leave a Comment / By Yazmin Volante / October 27, 2017 “I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.” Woody Allen Rating Please wait... Related PostsIf you want to eat well in England eatIf I like a food I'll eat it even if I know it'sThe worst food you'll ever eat will probably beIt's okay to eat fish because they don't haveWhen I eat cilantro it's like someone sprayed