Erma Bombeck

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”

“Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.”

“Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go.”

“Never order food in excess of your body weight.”