Cats have a scam going – you buy the food they eat Leave a Comment / By Aubrey Vilches / March 9, 2016 “Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.”Eddie IzzardRatingRelated PostsHuman beings do not eat nutrients they eat foodI buy soy sauce and flavor it five different ways:If I like a food I'll eat it even if I know it'sIf I'm going to eat fast food I'm goingThe food we eat is our identity